So, I recently got myself an Amazon affiliate account. It’s pretty neat. If I decide to start shilling products- and I doubt I will, since it’s not like I do much- I feel it’s only fair to tell you I get a kickback. It’s why I’ve decided to make this post (a more interesting one is coming soon- honest!) to let you all know about a terrible book I wrote. It’s the epitome of my low-level high school writing, and if you don’t want to pay for it, let me know and I’ll send you a PDF instead. That being said, the rich ones among you who feel sorry for me are welcome to try this link: Cold Steele

And, of course, enjoy Amazon’s 3,484,777th most popular digital book. That’s a pretty handsome number, actually. Very pleasing to look at.